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The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.
As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.
Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.
What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?
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Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.
Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.
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a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
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Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
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Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
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FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
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