Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.
(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)
Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?
Mike: They're my feet.
The things with the toenails on them.
To my suprise, my feet are awesome.
Feet is a high end dessert that I highly suggest you eat while taking a trip to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Feet comes from an animal called a "Human" yum yum yum
The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.
Guy: what is your fetish
Other guy: feet.
A unit of measurement, one foot is equivalent to 12 inches.
my wang chung is 3 feet long.
Untrustworthy. The epitome of evil. Nothing is as horrible as feet. Russian spies in disguise. Never trust feet.
Dude, how did they know!?
I think my feet might have told them.