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A FERN is a nickname given to a nurse who works in emergency medicine, standing for "Fucking ER Nurse". FERNs are a special breed of nurses. They are rough, ornery, and house a level of sarcasm that can only be matched by the EMT allies. Their shifts are fueled by Bangs, 18 G needles, and their last fuck to give. They have no problem telling you that they do not give a flying fuck about the skin assessment of a healthy and ambulatory 28 year old, here for Cholecystitis". They also do not care that your are unhappy with a line in the AC (because the line was placed for the contrast dye used in the PE work-up, not your maintenance fluids). FERNs are best known for their resourcefulness, capability to run a code better than most Attendings, sick and dark sense of humor, and a cutthroat stare that could burn a hole straight through you.
-"The downstairs nurse called 5 times to give report, neglected to replace a K+ of 3.4, and stated "she's ambulatory" when I asked what the patient's skin looked like. What a FERN".
-"I wouldn't fuck with her/him. They are a FERN".
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A word that can be changed into any form and used to replace any other word.
We totally fernicated Rich in the woods yesterday.
Fern that man for driving so slowly!
I just fernin' stubbed my toe.
Mother Fern!
Oh my god that movie was so fernacious.
The skeeze's outfit is totally ferny.
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The art of enticing women by placing ones hands together (palms up) and pulling them in and out in an alluring fashion.
"That lucky bastard managed to fern three women last night"
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Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.
Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.
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A gorgeous girl. Long blonde hair down to her butt. She has crystal blue eyes and is very tall. She is amazing at sport and loves art. Her personality is Caring, Sweet, Generous. Boys love her!
Omg, she is hot. She must be a Fern!
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