fess

F*cking mess. When you can't get your life together and when you have lost control all together.

ZOMG! Collette is such a fess! She forgot about class and didn't finish her project!

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fess

to lie, to be untruthful, to bullshit someone

What I'm fessin'?
I fess not

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Fesse

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

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fess

To be a no show. To miss an appointment without any explanation or apology.

Didn’t I tell you to leave flavor flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Public Enemy Lyrics

I like the way they look I like the way they dress.
I'd ask one to White Castle but I know that she'd fess.
Bugout Society Lyrics

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Fess

Another meaning for booty

I love to eat the fess. I'll eat it like groceries!

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fess

another word for fuck - oh my fess! gets u in less trouble except when ur sister tells ur mum it's a reeealy bad word and it's now banned in ur house.

oh my fess!
where the fess is tomg/chai?

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fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

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