Fesse

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

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Fessed

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something

Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!

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fess

short for confess. Most popularly used when asking a friend to 'fess up

Come on fess up where'd you get that...

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Fessing

The process of giving up information. Comes from "confessing".

Shbunie: Get fessing!

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Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

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fesses

acadian french for butt cheeks.

Jenny has nice fesses.

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Fess

Anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.

"OMG did you see what was posted on Fess about Mr. Jones? Scandaloussssssss!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"

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