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Men with a lack of brain power and social skills who chose a career that requires no thought and very little actual work. During their "Hero" fire extinguishings they spray thousands of gallons of water destroying your house worse than the fire itself. The use of large hoses makes up for their lack of genital size.
Jimmy is a true hero firefighter for sitting in that chair outside the fire house filling a bucket of water to wash an already clean truck to justify his existence as a public servant and the use of your tax dollars for a job that is unnecessary.
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Either paid on 24 hour on/off shifts or volunteer, firefighters purpose is to provide medical service to those in need of emergency care, and often, help extinguish residential, commercial, industrial, and vehicle and brush fires, and help rescue or evacuate anyone inside a structure on or at risk of being on fire.
Always in top shape, firefighters often get all the babes, (or guys for the female firefighters) and get their own calenders. Women flock to see firefighters in action, because we are so sexy.
Firefighters are some of the most hard core badasses who have ever existed.
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Pre-ejaculation, the male lights his female partners pubic hairs on fire, yells out "firefighter," then extinguishes the fumes with his very own man juice.
Josie's pubes were nearly scorched off performing the firefighter with her lover.
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1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.
1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"
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A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.
If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.
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An action performed during sex. It's when you cum so hard, far and alot that you're like a firefighter putting down a fire with your penis being the hose and your nuts being the truck.
I gave that nigga The Firefighter, shit's Insane!
A firefighter is one of the "Emergency Services", They are some of the most brave people, often risking their lives for someone elses, as with the police it is usually thankless unless you are the one who needs them.
Firefighters are some of the worlds bravest people, we should give them the respect and honor they deserve
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