firt

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers

I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.

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Firt

Noun:

When you try to be smooth and flirt, but you trip up on your words and it comes out like an embarrassing fart.

John was gonna be smooth and use that new pickup line he had heard... but instead, he totally firted all over that dude.

Firt

The female fart. A subtle, yet audibly present rush of air from the female anus.

My girlfriend's firts are the worst.
My bosses' wife tried to firt but ended up crapping her capri pants instead.

Firt

A condensation of the word 'flirt' in that it is rushed or shortened.

For example; rushing the end of a pick-up line to catch public transport.

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"hey babeh, your so hot thAT ITS LIKE,TOOHOTFORMETOHNDLE OK BYE!"

"Are you firting with me?"
"Heck nah girl! I was taking my time"
"you have one foot out the door"

FRT (FiRT)

Flying Rats Tail.

I don't give a FRT (FiRT) about what one may think about the color of the sky, my eyes and brain say that it's blue.