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flacid

What some people (KK) call a soft dick

"Dude my girl couldn't get me up, I was just so flacid."

by ciddoxxavius December 18, 2007

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flacid

when your nights a flop

"man that party was pretty flacid"

by dikhead7! October 12, 2008

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flacid

Loose.
acronym- erect

Big... Flacid... Sausage-Penis.

Dude his penis is very big and flacid.

by whoo April 12, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 3, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:โ€Iโ€™m doing Flacid February this yearโ€
John:โ€Thatโ€™s impossible to winโ€

by Geykumes Foreskin December 4, 2018


flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say โ€œlimp bizkitโ€

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 6, 2023


Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isnโ€™t soft but it isnโ€™t rock hard. Usually when itโ€™s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, heโ€™s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

by Ikerthelord December 23, 2018