Flangel

a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.

‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’

Flangelic blooper

A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'