flanged

To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.

This will be funny, i'm just about to flange Josh!
OMG! Cried Josh, as he flanged himself.

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flange

The inside part of a train wheel that prevents it from derailing, and enables it to traverse corners.

Engineer 1: This flange is wearing out.
Engineer 2: We'll replace the bogie then.

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flange

Slang for the Labia Majora. The vulva.

I went nude sunbathing and I sunburnt my flange. It looks like a slice of watermelon

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flang

It's a Florida thang.

Yo, check out that SUV with the disco lights and laser light show. Man, that's so flang.

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flange

an undesirable vagina with excess skin that can hold the thick end of an irn-bru bottle.

there's a small boy stuck in that lassies flange!!!

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Flange

Commonly misused collective term for a group of baboons. Has since been adopted by the Scientific community due to its publication and usage in otherwise professional documents.

The correct collective tem for baboons is a 'troop' or 'congress'.

Origin credited to Richard Curtis, comedy writer. The word was used in a 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' comedy sketch entitled "Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla", purely for comedic effect. Gerald was played by Rowan Atkinson. The sketch also starred film director and comedian Mel Smith.
Whoop is now also used as a baboon collective term, due to appearing in the same sketch.
NTNON was a popular UK sketch show in the 1980s.

Flange Baboons Richard Curtis Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla Rowan Atkinson Mel Smith

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Flange

1. A lip or gap
2. Another word for vagina
3. A word that, when said slowly, makes even the Venus Di Milo crack a smile

1. Insert that in the Flange
2 My flange is very tight
3. Hey you, listen to this, flllaaaaaaaangeeeee

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