Flart

A fart that causes one to fly through the air.

Susie ate beans for breakfast and flarted to school.

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Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.

"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."

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Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.

Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.

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Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

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Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

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Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

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flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!