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The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.
Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs
So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."
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Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
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stevie stephens freacking hilarious song about a fleamarket that its just like a flea market.
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living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea
you can find them at the market
we talkin bout flea market
Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall
oh yeah, come shop with us
I said flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey
you heard me
come shop, living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, we got it
you need it, you'll find it, its just like
its just like a mini-mall, hey hey, you heard me
come shop, I said flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey
living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea
you can find them at the market
we talkin bout flea market
Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall
hey hey, don't stop, lets make it a dance come on now
to the left (to the left)
montgomery flea market song continued
to the right (to the right)lets do this dance
hey, to the left (to the left),
to the right (to the right), lets make this a dance
flea market, Montgomery, it keeps you from jumpin
its just like, its just like a mini-mall
check it out now, everybody, like this now, hey hey
flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
don't stop, lets dance
flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
(lets break it on down now, aww yeah I know you gunna like this come on now)
its just like, (you know what Im saying)
its just like, (you know what I mean)
its just like,
(you know it, so why don't you just come on and sing it)
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
(aww yeah you said it, its just like, its just like a mini-mall, aww yeah you like this come on flea market)
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The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.
Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!
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A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.
Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
A guy or girl that used to be a potential love interest but now has become an unnecessary, dramatic, and/or useless part of a person's life. It is in reference to an item that a person would typically find at a flea-market. Something that is cheap, ridiculous, and a person just cant seem to pawn it off on someone else.
Samantha: "Did you know that Jenn broke up with Ryan?"
Karen: "Yes, but I heard that he continues to call her!"
Samantha: "Ha ha. I dont know where she picked up that flea-market find."
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Indian farmers market where Indians exchange poorly used things. They also have adoption centers where an Indian or white family can get a adopted Indian child.
They also have many other things like losing your virginity tent for $20 and even get a Mongolian child shipped to your house raffle.
There are also a lot of con artists that scam you which are called Indian niggers. There is also a Indian rush burn tent, that gives you rush burns for a massage.
There's also a hole that hovers over the streets to shit in but some guy uses it as a trap to do forced anal while you're gorilla glued so be careful.
Watch out for the Chris Brown tent, you can't notice it but Chris Brown is waiting inside for victims. He may not be Indian but he has a kick for one.
Cara: Hey, we should go to the Indian Flea Market!
Aiden: No, don't go!
Cara: Why not?
Aiden: It's too risky if Chris Brown sets up a tent, he'll go Chris Brown Brazy if you walk in!
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