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The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.
Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.
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A sly word to mutter to your friends when a good looking girl walks past, or right in their face, because they'll never know what you mean.
Ash: you see that girl over their?
Kiz: yeah she's proper flodge
girl walks past
Ash: FLODGE!
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The shortened form of the proper noun - Forest Lodge, a suburb in Sydney, NSW, Australia.
Man - I live in the Flodge.
Girl - Flodge?
Man - Yeah Forest Lodge.
Girl - Oh, I live in Glebe..
Man - Don't talk to me.
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The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
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A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.
Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!
I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
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The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.
I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.
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Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.
That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!
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