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the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
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-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
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to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.
He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.
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flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.
(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.
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The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
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A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.
Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!
I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
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When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.
Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold
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