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Flump

Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.

Mum! Look at the flumps over there!

by BarmyBatman May 18, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flumps

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

by me old fruity August 3, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


flump

Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.

Hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!
Hello johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...

by th..th..th..the,stutter October 19, 2003

124๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


flump

To relax, lie down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest friends/lovers. To flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the world, close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey music.

At the end of a long day, I decided to stay at home and flump.
It's important to have a good flump every now and then.
I just feel like flumping tonight.
I flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.
I flumped, I was flumping, I would have flumped, I could have flumped, I should have flumped,

by Grubbler March 29, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flump

adj. A portmanteau of "fat" and "plump," usually reserved for describing poultry while it is still alive.

"Damn, yo, dat chick is flump."

by Penile Bleeding April 8, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


flump

The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans

I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump

by superfunhappyslide July 15, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flump

The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.

The porta potties are fucking rank. Let's go to the woods and take a flump.

by Blacksun666 June 2, 2010

227๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž