Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

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Flumped

The iteration in which you have fumbily thrown a ball or small object to the point it goes nowhere near the target location.

I would have been able to save him, but my partner flumped the med kit.

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Flumped

flumped is when you are full but have room for dessert.

im so flumped, but i'll have me some cake as well.

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Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

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Flump

1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.

Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow

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Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

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Flump

When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.

sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump

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