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Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.
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1) To be struck with an obvious answer or response, when asking a question (usually with implied connotations).
2) To get an unintended answer.
Bob: Hey George, how do you make your long distance calls? (really asking if he used a calling card or etc.)
George: The telephone.
"Bob was fonged."
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Verb.
To hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.
Different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), Fongler (one who fongs), Fongling Ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), The Fongled (those who have been fonged.
Origins: Variation of the "Fong" in a Knight's Tale.
I will fong you!
Different forms: I will fong you! I fonged him yesterday! You are such a Fongler! I found the Fongling Ball! I have been fongled! They are of the Fongled.
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When you go into a test without studying with only belief in yourself and end up getting 90%-100%
When you have a test just do The Fong
someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier
a fong wong
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a sticky, gooey substance that covers anything and you have no idea where it came from.
Ahhhhh - What is this fonge on the toilet seat?
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{originating from Hong Kong}
(adjective)
1. making reference to wealthy Chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surpasses any logical sound financial reasoning.
(verb)
2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation.
1. How can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an M3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? - That's so Fong...
2. I don't know what to do... I really can't afford this... and I could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. - Dude,... just Fong it.
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