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day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
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December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.
THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.
Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.
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April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th
Gullible is written on the ceiling.
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The first day of October (October 1st) which is similar to the first day of April (see April Fool's Day) where lies are told under the excuse of an observed holiday. First observed by Nintendo after their absolute joke of a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal on October 1st, 2020.
Person 1: Hey, what prank did you pull for October Fool's Day?
Person 2: I announced a bad character for Smash!
Person 1: Wow, so original...
The best day of the year to wear sandals.
Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!
Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.
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February Fools' Day is celebrated every year on February 9 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called February fools. People playing February Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting February Fool.
I made a February Fool on February Fools Day!
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A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.
Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.