Fork

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

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Fork

When someone is 'erect' when spooning with another person.

dude i was spoonin with my girlfriend last nite and i totally turned into a fork

billy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bobby: WHAT?!?!
billy: DUDE THERES A FORK IN THE SPOON DRAWER!!!!!

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Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

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Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

Fork

A great hairbrush

the fork made your hair so good

Fork

An alternative to fuck. Used in locations such as the workplace where outright swearing is not acceptable.

This computer system is forked.

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Fork

Fork

I like forks

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