Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

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Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.

"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."

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mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

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Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

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Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.

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pussy fortress

The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!

Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass!
Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress!
Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!

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Tetragon Fortress

TF2 but in Roblox. Useful for peeps who are mobile gamers but want to play TF2.

I can't get TF2, so i'll go play tetragon fortress.