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When out-witted in such a way by someone else that instead of saying touche, what you really want to say fuck you...fouche.
Partner A: "Why do you watch so many cooking shows? It doesn't make you a better cook."
Partner B: "well then why do you watch so much porn?"
Partner A: "Fouche......"
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Fouching is to do stuff with a girl, all expect fucking. Like kissing, oral sex, handjob.
Steve and Carla were fouching in the bathroom.
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Short for fouchetabouche- Sydney slang for marijuana. Came about while having a sesh and overhearing a german woman shouting, and thus fouche was born.
1. ''bro are you on the fouche?'' ''yeah not gonna lie dude, i'm high as fuck right now''
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1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.
Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.
Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?
Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.
Marcus: Gnarly..."
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A female douchebag (girl variant of a fauxhawked, earringed, Affliction wearing D-bag). Trademarks include but are not limited to pink leopard print, dyed blonde layered hair over brown/black hair, partying it up on a weeknight with a 1-year old at home unattended.
Wow, do you see that fouche standing over there? Who drinks a chardonnay at a beer pong tournament?
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This is a conjunction of two words.
The 1st word has been a crowd favorite for years and comes from the old English criminal act - acronym for Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge (F.U.C.K.). Since it has morphed into a word to be used in limiltess applications including the word fouche.
The second word is douche coming from the feminine hygene product (the douche bag) used to clean out a stincky hooha. Recently it has been used in context to describe anything from nasty breath to rude rappers that intrupt award shows to infuse their meaningless personal opinions.
When the pairing has been made then the applications are limitless, very similair to the word fugly, but so much more. Take it for a test run and use it freely. You will find its application easy to use and fitting in a wide verity of topics. Have fun kids! make sure to comment freely and often!
George Bush=Fouche (the purest form of the defination)
I was walking into the convience store when I saw this fouche slap his girl. Then I saw her crank back and deliver a nasty haymaker to his fouche ass, and knock him right into the rack on ding dongs and twinkies.
Fucking Douche Douche Dag Ass Clown Ass Dick fuckstick donkey snapperhead bitchlips
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Combination of the words Fuck and Douche. Fouche. A word I just made up.
Watch out, my boss is such a "Fouche "
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