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fouched

1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)

Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."

by Marty MeowMeow March 30, 2011

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Fouch

1. word used for fucking ouch
2. also can be used as an insult

"stubbed toe" "FOUCH"

As an insult you would say "fouch you"

by bikebuilder July 17, 2006

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fouche

foo-shay:
an alcoholic beverage drinken before 5:00 PM; used in context to make a person sound more sophisticated and less of an alcoholic.

I got up at 10:00 AM and made myself a fouche.

by Slim Cracka February 19, 2007

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Fouch

The retarded friend of Streeter (definition 2).

Streeter: Theres a guy by that thing.

Fouch: Got him.

Streeter: Really?

Fouch: Yep, Pooped on him.

by RAWRAWRAWRAWR August 3, 2010

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Fouch

to pour chicken noodle soup in ones anus

Becky spent her lunch break fouching in the girls latrine.

by dingleberry69_bitch October 8, 2012

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Fouche

FOB (someone who's "Fresh Off the Boat") + Douchebag =
FOUCHE

Fouche,

Has said to appear in several nightclubs such as Ivy, the said subject has the likelihood of having long shoulder length black hair very dark tan skin. Medium in stature and wears "Ed Hardy" knockoffs probably from the Philippines. Claims the ability to dance with many women but has been spotted being rejected countless times. Attempts to join crowds of friends yet no one acknowledges his existence.

Has sometimes been spotted with a dirty Sanchez moustache.

by SuitUpAreWe October 13, 2010

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Fouche

When out-witted in such a way by someone else that instead of saying touche, what you really want to say fuck you...fouche.

Partner A: "Why do you watch so many cooking shows? It doesn't make you a better cook."
Partner B: "well then why do you watch so much porn?"
Partner A: "Fouche......"

by herdsofbird July 9, 2015

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