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Friday

On this day, you wake up at 7 a.m., eat cereal for breakfast, and go to the bus stop and see your friends driving. After deciding which seat to take, you ride on the highway, awkwardly dancing standing up in the back seat, until you get to a random dark alley where you party and have fun. Everyone is looking forward to the weekend.

Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. We we we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

I don't want this weekend to end!

by chaojh March 23, 2011

32πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Friday

Best day of the week. Most common phrase to explain Friday is TGIF.

Fridays are the work of God.

by Justin H. April 30, 2005

138πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Friday

A song by Rebecca Black, now commonly known as the worst song ever. Don;t get me wrong though, Rebecca Black is fine. It's her evil record company Ark Music Factory that made up the pathetic lyrics, autotuned her voice to fuck, made a cheap-ass video and then stuck in the worst rapping ever heard by mankind.

Person A: Dude, did you hear Friday last night?

Person B: Hell yeah! We so excited!

by CookieFritz March 22, 2011

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Friday

A day of the week in which one MUST make up their mind which seat to take. Whether they choose to kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat is of utmost importance on this day. Often consists of partyin', partyin', partyin', partyin' and sometimes fun, fun, fun, fun.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: Well, yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwa..
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY, ASSHOLES.

by Matt & Jackie March 15, 2011

240πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Friday

Sometimes pronounced "fried-egg";
Signifies the day where everyone is looking forward to the weekend. fun-fun-fun-fun-fun!
Downside: It is unclear which seat you can take.

and JUST to clear things up- The day prior to Friday is Thursday, then just after Friday comes Saturday. Finally, Sunday comes after that.

We so excited.

person 1 is kickin’ in the front seat.
person 2 is sittin’ in the back seat.
person 3: "Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?"

it's friday.

by hometohmy March 17, 2011

162πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


Friday

A song that encompasses all the worst parts of modern pop music and throws them in a blender to create the ultimate shit- sucking-shake.

B13b3rfAn69: Li3k OmG, haiv u herd Friday by Rebbeca Black, omG it iz li3k so goud, she iz sooooo hawt and soupr towelented!!!
AverageJoe: Why God, why...?

by worgindeywrist March 25, 2011

29πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Friday

The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.

Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.

Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.

1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.

by deathwish124 April 25, 2009

532πŸ‘ 234πŸ‘Ž