There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

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Man from Nantucket

There once was aman from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin

While wiping her chin

You know I'm the king you fucking love it.

Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.

I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.

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