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When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.
Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!
Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.
Guy1: Out in the dugout.
Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there
Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.
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An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.
"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"
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(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.
Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"
Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"
Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)
Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."
Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"
Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."
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Spencer Froner is a man who has a denser Boner than the average pet owner.
Damn, that dude is such a Spencer Froner.
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He’s the guy who spills out liquid earwax onto his younger brother.
Dude, don’t be an Alex Froner, control your ears.
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A boner but for a friendship
“Bro I totally have a froner for you.”
When you have an erection but purely from a state of friendship, happiness, or euphoria. Ex. Someone saying you are the best friend they ever had will typically give you a Froner.
“Bro I totally have a hugeeeee throbbin froner for you.”