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A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.
Teddy is just a fruit ninja, he learned it in prison.
suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#
When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life
When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.
the act of slitting your wrists
Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3
somebody who slices themselves.
person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.
Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!
The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
I play human fruit Ninja all the time