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Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".
Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.
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To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.
As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"
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A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless
Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it
Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?
Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding
Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!
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When two guys fuck the same chick in the pussy or ass or mouth at the same time. Also, when two chicks use strap-ons or other sex toys to fuck a guy in the ass or mouth at the same time.
Joe and I will double fuck her after the party.
Those chicks want to double fuck joe after.
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When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man
Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.
To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
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When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.
My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.