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1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
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It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
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The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
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A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!
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>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."
You - "It's because it metamorphosed."
Me - *vomit*
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A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
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A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.
You stupid fuck monkey.
Hes my little fuck monkey.
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