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A noise made by cats who pass in the hall but don't like each other. Usually accompanied by batting each other with their front paws.
Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.
The cats are hissing and fuffing again.
I wish you would fuff off.
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See (pfft)
1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.
Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Fuff
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Crazy guy from Europe legalizin Cannibus, Trainee @ the Green Party in Germany.
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A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.
In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".
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A representation of tuff or fucking tuff
That’s tucking fuff bro!
Fucking Ugly Fat Friend(s)
Used to describe the inevitability of desirable (i.e hot) women having grotesque, often obese women befriend them, and therefore having these 'Fuffs'tag along with them at various gatherings such as clubs and parties (The end result being innocent men out looking for a piece of some fine poon getting frustrated to no end)
*Thanks to Mick Joel and all the boys who hate Fuffs!
"Those Fuff(s) are makin' me dry wretch damn it!"
"I'd love to go over and chat to that fine walking headjob, however the Fuff with the muffin top protruding beneath her saggy pathetic breasts bearing those hideous tumbleweed-esque nipples is certainly making me think twice!"
"Yo dude check out that Fuff! I name her 'Herpes Queen'(HAHAHA TAKE THAT MADISON!!!)"
"I'd hate to be the bloke who gets himself stuc with that Fuff"
"That Fuff should think about waxing her neck hair!"
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