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high functioning autism

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.

High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

by Wills0 July 1, 2009

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High-Functioning Homeless

Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.

Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.

by urbancamper510 March 12, 2020

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high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 6, 2006

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High-Functioning-Liberal

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.

Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.

by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 25, 2023


High Functioning Fucktard

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

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High functioning alcoholic

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people β€œfunctional” or β€œhigh-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

by Kenztenz July 31, 2017

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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things

Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."

by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023