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p1 : have you seen the Himiko Yumeno funko pop?
p2 : yea man it’s better than anything ever
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The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.
“Man I couldn’t hop the manifest to Nawlins cause a them dang Funkos trainspotting the yard.”
A really funky individual who loves to take photographs. He’s also secretly good at graphic designing but will not tell that many people about it. He’s hot.
The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
To religiously put someone in a jar for very normal reasons
Oh jaz? She’s been angel funkoed for the last week