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When you explain to someone you have just Farted & Burped At the same Time.
"I Have Just Furped!"
To Burp and Fart. Often simultaneously or in specific time region. Also "Furping, Furp, and Furped"
Often Creates a foul smell which makes people GTFO.
"I had a Stomach ache but after I furped I felt better"
Stop Furping!!!!"
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A burp that smells an awful lot like a fart.
Dog eats poop.
Dog says hello.
*furp*
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(circa 1920s) One who sniffs the seats of bicycles ad nauseum. The word may have applied initially to the unicycle. Most often the furp is a man between ages 30 to 65, possibly employed as a high school or middle school gym teacher.
The term is also used at times as a verb to describe the sniffing action.
The term is commonly mistakenly used to describe the mix of a burp and a fart.
The coach and neighborhood furp delighted himself to the rich armoas of the neighbor's Huffy banana seat.
or
The school counselor spent his summer vacation furping the Tour de France.
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1.) the furp is stylish hair-do in which the hair "furps" up and flows like no other
2.) the act of furping is to be a straight up boss at drinking, dancing, smoking, and walkin' around
3.) one who furps hard, aka a furp master, can claim the right to "furp" no matter what they are doing
Example 1:
Bromax: Yo, you got a furp!
Brocurt: I'm the furp master!
Example 2:
AC: Man I'm so sick. I got the furp flu
Max: Stay FURPIN bro!
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The loud sound generated by the rapid oscillation of the anal sphincter which is a direct result of the expulsion of a considerable volume of intestinal gas at great force which causes an overwhelming aroma of nauseating proportion.
"Grotee let a furp go and, man, you could feel the ground shake, and afterward, damn, I almost vomited."
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A cat's hairball. From "fur" + "urp" (the sound of upchucking).
What a mess---I have to clean the furp on the rug!
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