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v. - When a person farts and burps at the same time or at about the same time. It can also be whenever a fart and burp happen at the same time or at about the same time.
"Are you sure you want to have Taco Bell for lunch? You know that makes you furp."
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A burp that smells like a fart. Whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. In addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.
The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.
These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.
After that meal at Crapplebee's, Joe had a bad case of the furps. He soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a PBR.
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N.- A fart burp hybrid created when one person burps into another persons asshole and it comes back out as a fart.
V.- The action of passing the hybrid burp/fart gasses of a furp through your asshole.
1)Hey bro! Burp in my asshole so we can make a furp!
2) Burp in my asshole so I can furp in your face bitch.
3)Somebody burped in my asshole a few hours ago and I really need to furp.
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When you erupt from both sides at the same time.
Person 1: I just furped.
Person 2: What the fuck.
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To almost burp after eating but the burp goes back inside and does not become a burp after all, so the burp fails.
Andy tried to burp, but he ended up just to furp that.
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(ferp) Noun. The process of holding in a fart and it backfires back into your intestines to be expelled with even greater force.
Man, I just furped. Everyone has 3 minutes to clear the room!
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n. a term at VMI in which a freshmen rat at VMI that looks good.
Acroymn for Fresh Rat Pussy
There goes some Furp I would like to hit
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