Gingered

The aftereffects of a sex act involving at least one female participant on her period. The act begins with the woman's partner lowering their head until the top of their head is in close proximity to the vulva (the women is generally standing). The woman proceeds to hump/ride their partners head to climax, in the process of which their bloody secretions end up in their partner's hair. This turns their partner's hair red, making them a de facto ginger.

"Did you dye your hair?"

"Nah, my girlfriend gingered me last night and I forgot to take a shower."

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Gingerism

It’s just like racism but instead of it being blacks it being Gingers

Damn that was real gingerism

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Ginger

A fantastic breed of humans. Gingers typically have lovely luscious red locks. They are often made fun of by non-gingers, but everyone knows that it's because they're just jealous of our gingerosity.

Brunette: "You have no soul!"
Ginger: "You're an envious poopyhead."

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The Gingering

An apocalyptic event in which gingers without souls will take over the world and mutate the human genome, effectively turning all the people in the word into gingers.

Scientist: "You all have three days to prepare."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."

Gingerer

Someone who finds ginger men attractive. They want to ravage them until they die.

Sheesh, that girl is a gingerer

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Gingers

Individuals that have red hair, very pale skin, and noticeable freckle and secretly run the world. The only gingers who do not have souls are the ones who are secretly Tom Riddle. They are like any other person; some are the type of people you want to settle down with and some may be type you despise. Either way, most gingers are pretty cool people.

If you have a ginger in your life, be grateful. Some people don't understand how flipping awesome gingers are.

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ginger

A genetic disposition towards hair of a reddish color.

Redheads make up only 3% of the world population making them rare treasures. You could even say 'limited edition!'

Some people view it as beautiful, some as quirky, some as gross. It's a personal opinion.

Female 'gingers' tend to be exotic woman with a fiery temper and are rumored to have a three times as powerful sex drive.

Only a 'ginger' can call another 'ginger' "Ginger!"....the word is ours and ours alone. So if you care for your health you won't call us 'ginger' unless your 'ginger' yourself!

Please be nice to 'gingers', they do have souls. If you didnt know already, they come from a 'ginger' plant....plants have souls....Im just saying!

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