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An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.
Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.
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Gargoyle (gar-goy-uh-l) (vb.) : In this act of oral sex, the female will commense actions by laying herself down upon a couch. During this time, the male will mount himself on the ledge of a couch, in a position similar to that of a baseball catcher. Following this, the male will begin to insert his cock into the mouth of the famale who is laying down. The male takes upon a three point stance atop the couch similar to a football player or similar to a gargoyle statue. The male must be crouched on the top on the couch and with his free hand, push his erect, pulsating cock into the mouth of the female. If a person were to take a picture, it would look like a gargoyle statue is putting his cock into the mouth of a female. Hence the name, gargoyle.
Ray: "Oh man, you remember that slut I brought home last night?"
Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"
Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"
Eric: "Boss."
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Usually mistaken as demons (which they shouldn't), Gargoyles are another winged creature. Usually friendly, can learn any magic, can learn any skill, and are much more social. Plus, they can be creatively designed in more unique ways than a demon when it comes to concepting them, so you'll have more fun with a gargoyle than the latter ;)
One breed that's often mistaken for demons is the Mimic Gargoyle. They're red, often have tipped tails and horns, but they have no ears. If you encounter a demon without ears, chances are it's a mimic gargoyle. :)
"Aww, that gargoyle is so cute!" *hugs*
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A gargoyle is basically when a man squats over a womans face, and while ejaculating, he screams a scary face and makes scary hand claws.
The practice is used in certain cultures to ward of unwanted intruders in the woman's vagina.
Jill: He came on my face like a gargoyle, as to protect me from unwanted intruders.
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Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.
I have a gargoyle on top of my house!
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Referring to any individual that is ugly!
Ewww, girl I think you need to leave that gargole alone! Cause he is busted!
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The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.
I was bored, so I got into a gargoyle and busted a nut.
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