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When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
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When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
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The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
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it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.
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The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
She was gargoyling on the keg.
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(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
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The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.
One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
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