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Garrison

The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.

Wow that garrison sureis a hunk

by Leljuju July 13, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

by GarryTheGator May 16, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.

A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.

by Breezy February 21, 2015

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

39πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

52πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž