The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.
Wow that garrison sureis a hunk
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A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.
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A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
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One gay ass nigga.
Gayison is a cute nickname
Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, thatβs a Garrison
Bruh
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An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
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A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.
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