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queer

A declaration of your homosexual pride.

I'm here and I'm queer!

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

56πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


drag king

A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.


*See drag queen

When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.

by Pitoyable May 3, 2005

16πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.

I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.

by Pitoyable May 3, 2005

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

52πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


suck monkeyhole

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.

boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"

by Pitoyable May 21, 2005

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


drag queen

A homosexual man who dresses as a flamboyant woman for entertainment or personal enjoyment.

The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.

by Pitoyable May 3, 2005

335πŸ‘ 386πŸ‘Ž