An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.
boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"
boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"
Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.
I ain't yo' momma.
He ain't goin' to eat those nasty baked beans.
A homosexual man who dresses as a flamboyant woman for entertainment or personal enjoyment.
The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.
A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
*see monkeyhole
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.
*See drag queen
When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.