gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.

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gay bowel syndrome

When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.

Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."

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Gay Entitlement Syndrome

When a person who is gay or is of some other nonstandard sexual orientation believes that they deserve absolutely fucking everything under the sun because they are different. They are exactly the reason why gays/bi's/whatever get such an awful rap.

Pride month is basically the pinnacle of Gay Entitlement Syndrome. You're not special just because you're attracted by people of the same sex; you are not above anyone else.

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gay horse syndrome

when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default

I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome

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Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.

Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"

gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn