Gazz

Can also be known as 'milkie'.
Would rather masterbate over a pack of hobnobs. Gets a hard on while watching men flex in the gym. Favourite hobby rubbing his pecks on rowing machine.

Look at that man with his dick in a pot of tea , he's such a gazz !!

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gazz

Something like Ğazz or Ģazz; Any blinged out version of Jazz.

Yo, dig my bombastic Ğazz guitar.

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Gazz

A fat line of cocaine.

Hey man let's cut another Gazz!

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laptop gazzing

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.

Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?

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gazzed out

to see someone extremely good looking and feel as if you are having an orgasm; usually pertaining to a woman seeing a man.

You: Oh my god did you see that guy at the mall?
Me: Yes! i totally effing gazzed out!

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geegiz the gazz

Anal sex.

Literally:
geegiz = penis
gazz = ass

I love my girlfriend. She has a nice booty, so I geegiz the gazz every day.

Gazzed

Overshooting a diagnosis of a fault

How was your day dear .

Oh it was a nightmare ,I was told the motherboard had shit itself ,Turned out it hadn’t been switched on .

Oh so you were Gazzed again .