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When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle
*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!
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The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.
Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!
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When you ghost the girl your fucking after you bust a nut because you got what you wanted and you don’t need her anymore
After we fucked he likes to play games like post nut ghosting me because the sex was that good
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A little old man sleepin' in your bed
He nütted in the bed
The ghost nütted!
And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!
Ghost nut!
When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.
Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.
When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.
To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”