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A devilish romancer with knowledge of his charming good looks, a dancefreak who always has a new dance partner.
Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
So i was dancing with Gilbert last night and he was totally texting some other girl when i tried having a conversation with him! He's such a dancefreak i walked away once and he was already dancing with my cousin!
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Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.
Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.
Gilbert’s are very nice and caring guys. But they are a little picky and tend to be attracted to people that don’t like them back. They usually don’t notice that the people closest to them are the right person for them. They never judge people. They give others second chances even if a person did a very bad thing. They enjoy talking to others and exploring new things. Some girls think they are weird especially because of their name but girls that are closer to him maybe even have a crush on him and he doesn’t know and those girls think he’s pretty cool.
Never judge a Gilbert without knowing them!
Girl 1: Psst Girl 2, Gilbert likes u
Girl 2: How do u know, also he’s weird
*Girl 3 walks in*
Girl 1: I’m his best friend and he isn’t weird u just gonna get to know him and maybe you’ll like him but I just wished he’d like me back
Girl 3: Are you guys talking about a Gilbert?
Girl 1 and Girl 2: How did you know!
Girl 3: Urban Dictionary
Gilbert is usually a last name of someone with a very large penis between 8 and 9 inches. Who also is a true lover and good with the ladies.
I really want to meet a Gilbert.
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A majestical charm. A humble person who is very caring that puts others before them. Represents the good in the world and has the touch of an angel.
You've been touched by a Gilberte
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First African American nigga to be name Gilbert go fuck with a nigga for real
Uno Duno Kim John uno loves Gilbert insurance
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