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ginger pubes are pubes that are ginger
Brighid had ginger pubes
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Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.
Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?
Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?
Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"
Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.
Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!
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A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.
Crab: What be dat den, over der.
Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.
Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind
Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.
Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.
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Ginger pubes are the luck/poor souls whos pubes match their hair colour up and downstairs. GP for short.
This is commonly attributed to women and for a woman to mention it would be unrefined. Too a female school teacher with GP, she will find it derogatory and dump your a**.
To a newbie, this term will bring a couple of minutes of entertainment. Said quickly enough most people don't get it and you may midly snigger to yourself and possie. After explaining this term, you will be one of the boys.
It's little known fact and having researched/experience in this department, some GP may be blonde rather than red downstairs. As the years go by, GP go darker orange upstairs, downstairs may remains light red. When approaching a GP for the first time, do bring this topic up and don't forget to keep the light on to enjoy your first time experience!
The highest proportion of ginger pubes can be found in Scottish Highlands where 1 in 9 are ginger pubes. GP fun occurs during 20 - 40 years of age. Then recycle and continue enjoyment.
Alok: Is she a redhead?
Guido: You know what I am like.
Alok: Does she have ginger pubes?
Guido: What else?
Alok: Ginger pubes, Ginger pubes!
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A person cursed with a downstairs region similar to a carrott, leaving the poor ginger person open to comments such as "you've been tangoed".
Kieron - I pwn myspace!
Bored person - But you're ginger...
Kieron - I am a myspace god!
Bored person - ahem. ginger pubes.
Kieron - But .. but .. i have 38208312k :(
Bored person - you have ginger pubes. remove yourself from my vacinity.
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sn insult commonly used for red headed people to state the fact that their pubic region is ginger.
red headed people often lie about this and say that they are not ginge, which is wank.
sarah: alrite ginger pubes?
emma: they aren't ginger sarah *blushes*
sarah: yer alrite then... GINGE!
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When you have sex so hard and fast, that friction ignites your pubes setting them on fire.
Babe, the first 30 seconds was amazing. The 31st second was where it went all wrong, I got ginger pubes and had to dunk my ball in the sink.
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