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The act of leaving your older wife for a newer, hotter wife; so named after politician Newt Gingrich, who not only did the same to his wife, but also suggested the entire human race should do it by leaving Earth to colonize Mars.
She got the news she had been Gingriched after being served with divorce papers and hearing her soon-to-be-ex-husband left for Mars with his secretary.
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The only one who UK will not let to be President of the United States of America, because they know he is an American and the U.S.A economy will hit the Moon if he took the responsibility of that. They use their huge fake media in U.S.A to tell that he cheated his wife, actualy it is the only thing these brains found about him and to UK asking your wife for divorce and marring again is called cheating and dumping. To british people you should hide all your life behind your wife avoiding people to find out that you like weak boys more than anythig in your lie=fe, and all your life should be a cover up with huge amount of depression you just can not dare to change it, like Santorum and Prince Charles :
Every American (Human beings) can understand what Gingrich is crying, just be sure the one who media is restricting you to vote is the one you need for your children's future, as Media belongs to UK.Are you fu..ing blind, Romney Personally Issued Marriage Licenses to 189 Same-Sex Couples. What do you want more?
Romney will be the next traitor UK has chosen for you and your Country. Wake up damned
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A verb that describes getting yourself out of seemingly impossible to win argument, by coming out with a shockingly stupid response from the opponent and demanding apology
"Dude I totally gingriched myself today when my girlfriend walked on me with another chick, I told her she invaded my privacy by not knocking and made her apologize to the other girl"
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1. Testicles, balls, nuts.
Origin: Newt Gingrich. Akin and derivative of "nuts" > "nutes" > "newts" > "gingriches"
I made him gag on these nuts-- on my gingriches, son!
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A disease you never want to come down with.
"I've got a bad case of gingrich."
"Thoughts and prayers."
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A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.
Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!
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Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.
Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!
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