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Verb/Adjective, the act of abandoning your extremely sick wife on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress, whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman. Coined after serial adulterer/giant hypocrite Republican Newt Gingrich.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!
Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!
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A person who accuses someone of doing something immoral while doing the same thing him or herself; as in, Newt Gingrich accusing Bill Clinton of immorality while he was boinking his mistress. AKA: GIGANTIC hypocrite.
My boss called me to make sure I wasn't goofing off - but he was calling from the golf course - what a Gingrich!
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1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.
My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.
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gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.
Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
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Gingrich - a physical reaction of the penis when subjected to fear, cold weather or manipulated/tucked in. An euphemism for an extremely small penis or microphallus.
Ex: When leaving the cold waters of the Atlantic, George had noticed that he had a gingrich."
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The first bowel movement after a frothy Santorum,
I/e My wife/boyfriend/I had a gingrich after a frothy Santorum last night, what a slick pile of shit that was!
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When a man schemes and plots to find a way to abandon their sick wife, even while she is lying in a hospital bed.
My husband totally Gingriched me!