The act of spooning someone, but one person's flipped head-to-toe, so that your privates are hitting the back of their neck and their ass is in your face.
I just glovered my girlfriend while watching TV on the couch, I wish she wouldn't have eaten beans before I stuck my head around there.
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the best guy friend anyone could ever have. smart, talented, great body, hawt and most of all sweet. hes the type of person you would go to the end of the earth for. never a dull moment when you are around him. he always makes you laugh!
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: yeah, the one with the nice abs? hes such a glover
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1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.
Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!
Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!
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the name of an extreme liberal femanist who exclaims the rights of animals and women; usually an english teacher
I hate going to english class; I've got a glover, that femanist.
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Someone involved in the fetishistic sexual act of sprocketing. The glover is the one who bites the choker on the throat until he draws blood.
"Dave gives hickeys that draw blood. He's such a glover!"
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The act of ejaculating in a live electrical light socket while inserting a full long neck beer bottle in ones anus while watching it bubble. Specifically at company functions.
That guy sure made one hell of a "glover"lastnight , now all the lights in the office don't work.
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Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
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