Gluten

A fabrication made up by white people to feel special about themselves.

Hanna says she is allergic to gluten, even though such a thing was unheard of 5 years ago.

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GLUTEN

To be used as another word for Drama , Bullshit, Haters

I don't want any more Gluten in my life.

Have a Gluten Free day!!!

You have to get rid of the all the Gluten and life will be better.

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gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

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gluten

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

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glutened

When someone who has an intolerance to gluten accidentally eats gluten without knowing and feels like shit afterwards

Damnit, I had dinner at a friends house and got glutened!

Gluten

This substance and or feeling when you wake up in the morning and your panties are stuck to you because you did not wipe away all of the nut from previous sexual encounter

Girl I was so hungover that when I woke up this morning my panties were gluten to me.me and my boyfriend got it on all night long and I guess I just didn't clean up all the way LOL

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Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

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