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GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.

Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."

by Klojhgfcvbn March 18, 2022


GoGuardian

A chrome extension that enables 1984 mode

Teachers, stop being China/North Korea wannabes and stop using GoGuardian

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022


GoGuardian

(For Teachers:) It is an excellent piece of software to monitor students and ensures they aren't on any shifty sites.

(For Students:) It's a piece of spyware that teachers us to spy on us whenever they want and block whatever they want, even stupid random stuff that's used FOR education

My teacher was on GoGuardian till 4:00 last night and closed all my tabs.

by Names Are Hard 0 December 28, 2022


GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying

When the BIG 404 drops in front of the raccoon in the Error 404 page, which you record on youtube or stuff like that.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, you were late to work today, were you stuck in traffic?
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 6, 2021

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Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!

I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022


GoGuardian

literally 1984 school edition

1: on youtube or some shit
teacher: please use the chromebooks properly
1: fuck goguardian man

by nylonthingy April 5, 2024


GoGuardian

A totalitarian government disguised as a tool for teachers to watch their students 24/7. It bans random websites, including helpful ones, because whoever made this app is a degenerate to society. It actually breaks the 4th amendement. There's a petition on change.org to ban this invasion of privacy.

Teacher: I love GoGuardian ๐Ÿค“

Gigachad: Frick off

by BorritoGuy November 27, 2022