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Gongoozler

A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.

The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus

by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020

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Gongoozler

Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)

The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.

The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.

by Crak Adickt October 11, 2020


Gongoozler

Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)

The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.

The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.

by Crak Adickt October 11, 2020


Gongoozler

Beware Beware
For here hunts the gongoozler With it’s mouth like a toe snare

Making no sound

it will Drag u Down Down Down

into the frothy depths

Maybe if you Stanned LOONA your Mum wouldn’t have got gotted by the Gongoozler

by Kimberly Breadjinington-MUM😳👄🍞 October 27, 2020


Gongoozler

A person who enjoys watching englands canals. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

toesss...... gongoozler will get your toes...

by hyredsxutdzsxhdrdfxghydfxhdxht December 1, 2020


Gongoozler

Gongoozler is a dangerous creature of the deep. The Gongoozler is a living nightmare for it likes to attack anything that moves. Because they live in the depths and strike unexpectedly, it is not uncommon for people to think they are extinct. Gongoozlers attack the toes, feet or fins before dragging the prey down the murky waters to slash the throat. Zoologists believe Gongoozlers communicate by lighting up their scales in various ways. One Gongoozler got into Mark Fishbach's pool and dragged him underwater to kill.

I don't swim after my toes were slashed by a Gongoozler.

by LittleCloud_UrbanDictionary October 14, 2020

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The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.

"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."

by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020