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A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
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Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
"Are you #gooning for porn mommy? Good, edge away your mind... get deeper and deeper for her."
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To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.
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A menace to society. they have no reason to act like this, they just feel like it.
Kyler you are being an absolute goon right now.
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Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne
2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.
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to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
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Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
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